Gimme five minutes with Britney Spears

28 04 2009

Girl! #1- Get the heck out of L.A. You write Fed Ex's check's, he can follow you. And don't go back. #2- Go back to school. It doesn't matter what for, and it doesn't need to be full time, but you'll feel empowered, and at least have some fancy book smarts to strike back with when people call you dumb. #3- Don't worry, no one will forget you if you move out of L.A. – but they will forget where you buy peanut butter, what brand of toilet paper you like, and how often you get your hair extensions replaced. And trust me, that's a GOOD thing. ;)


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